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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}

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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}

{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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