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USS Utah (BB-31/AG-16) was the second of two Florida class dreadnought battleships. The first ship of the United States Navy named after the state of Utah, she had one sister ship, Florida. Utah was built by the New York Shipbuilding Corporation, laid down in March 1909 and launched in December of that year. She was completed in August 1911, and was armed with a main battery of ten 12-inch (305Â mm) guns in five twin gun turrets.
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Rumbach is a municipality in Südwestpfalz district, in Rhineland-Palatinate, western Germany.
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